Jinx me, something's crazy

It is 4:03am. A short entry before I tuck myself to bed.

These are called one-liners.

1. Every man has his price. Mine is $3.95.
2. I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
3. If blind people wear sunglasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?
4. If life gives you lemons, stick them down your shirt and make your boobs look bigger.
5. If you understand what you're doing, you're not learning anything.
6. If you're happy, you're successful.
7. Life's a bleach and then you dye.

I found them on a site and I couldn't help but laugh. I hope they made sense to you, one way or another. Good night. I meant, morning.

posted by 24juiceboxx @ 4:05 AM